AAAAAAAAAA!!!
May. 14th, 2008 01:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keladry_lupinI was logging into my computer this morning, and I heard a very quiet noise, almost like the motor of a far-away lawnmower. I looked around and didn't see anything, so I went back to logging in. The motor noise repeated itself, and I looked up.
THE BIGGEST FUCKING BEETLE I HAVE EVER SEEN was making its way along the top of my cubicle wall. I considered screaming and flailing, but that would draw attention, and my bosses would probably just say it's my fault, since my desk is such a mess. So I grabbed yesterday's water cup and a small payment slip and captured the enormous bugger, went out the back door, then calmly flung him onto the lawn outside. Then I allowed myself to spaz and flail (see icon for a demonstration) and came back inside.
Now I have that horrible crawly sensation on my skin, and I've been looking under my desk for more critters every few minutes. Bleah.
THE BIGGEST FUCKING BEETLE I HAVE EVER SEEN was making its way along the top of my cubicle wall. I considered screaming and flailing, but that would draw attention, and my bosses would probably just say it's my fault, since my desk is such a mess. So I grabbed yesterday's water cup and a small payment slip and captured the enormous bugger, went out the back door, then calmly flung him onto the lawn outside. Then I allowed myself to spaz and flail (see icon for a demonstration) and came back inside.
Now I have that horrible crawly sensation on my skin, and I've been looking under my desk for more critters every few minutes. Bleah.