this is driving me nuts

There was a fic search request sent to the WIKTT Guides a while back, and while several of us recognize it, no one can provide a title, author, or URL. There's an LJ community entry here. If this description rings a bell, and you know how to find the fic, please leave a reply at the Guides entry:

Request: I am looking for a story where Hermione is either really clumsy or perhaps cursed and gets hurt quite frequently throughout the story. I think Snape is ordered to watch over her perhaps.

Response: This one tickled our brains but none of us could think of the title. We think it might be the one where it turns out Hermione was cursed by a jealous Ginny, but nothing other than that.

The one I'm thinking of IS the one where Ginny is jealous of Hermione being called the cleverest witch of her age. Hermione is given a special room where the furniture and floor are all padded, so that her injuries will be minimized until Dumbledore and Snape can find out what's hurting her. Pre-HBP, and I don't think it was at any of the major archives (ff.n, OWL, TPP, or Ashwinder). Whispers, maybe, though it might not have been at an archive that's exclusively HGSS.

lunar eclipse

If the sky is not COMPLETELY cloudy, please go outside and look up. 'Tis beautiful.

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One of the student workers is in the lunch room, watching the Laker game. He's talking to the TV -- mostly telling Kobe Bryant what to do -- and he just chanted out a bunch of "yes"es. It sounded like he was having an orgasm.