This is a tough meme!

[keladry_lupin]

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Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? nonexistent

2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? anonymous

3. Your hair? rebellious

4. Your mother? patient

5. Your father? annoying

6. Your favourite item? Internet

7. Your dream last night? boring

8. Your favourite drink? Pepsi

9. Your dream car? Tundra

10. The room you are in? kitchen

11. Your ex? married

12. Your fear? drowning

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? matriculated

14. Who did you hang out with last night? Snape

15. What you're not? punctual

19. The last thing you did? Snape read

20. What are you wearing? flannel

21. Your favourite book? Snape

22. The last thing you ate? tacos

23. Your life? hectic

24. Your mood? awake

25. Your friends? saints

26. What are you thinking about right now? writing

27. Your car? Matrix

28. What are you doing at the moment? slouching

29. Your summer? tedious

30. Your relationship status? frustrated

31. What is on your tv? Shakespeare

32. When is the last time you laughed? afternoon

33. Last time you cried? February

34. School? *sigh*

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