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[keladry_lupin]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?: doesn't matter

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?: no

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?: not yet

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?: no

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?: my computer is yellow

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?: not any more

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?: bees, I guess, though I don't know if I'm allergic or not

8. Do you always smile for pictures?: yeah

9. Question 9 is out on break now.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?: cellphone use is not allowed in the library where I work, but many students conduct very private conversations in there. So I flush, and flush, and flush, and flush, and flush until they go away.

11. Question 11 is off wondering lost in the woods.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?: no, though I do count stairs as I ascend or descend

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?: only in port-a-johns

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?: often

15. Do you ever chew on your pens or pencils?: rarely

16. How many people have you slept with this week?: two cats

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?: everything but the caramel

18. What is your "Song of the Week"?: it doesn't have a title that I know of, but it's Bobby McFerrin's vocal background music for the Pixar short Knick Knack

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?: why not?

20. Favorite Fish?: shrimp

21. Whats your favorite scary movie?: The Sixth Sense

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?: out at my great-aunt Millie's place, under her veranda

23. What do you drink with dinner?: depends on what I'm eating

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?: ketchup

25. What is your favorite food/cuisine?: Thanksgiving dinner -- the whole nine yards

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?: Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice (both 1995 and 2005), Desk Set, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life

27. Last person you kissed?: Teddy

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?: both -- I tagged along after my big brother and even did stuff to earn merit badges. I was a Boy Scout longer than I was a Girl Scout, actually!
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29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?: only for a good cause (think the movie Calendar Girls), but really, most folks would pay pots and pots of money to make sure my clothes stay on.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone?: about two months ago, when I missed an appointment with the recipient

31. Can you change the oil on a car?: no, but I know how to check it, at least

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?: one, when I was 18

33. Ran out of gas?: no

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?: French bread (like for a submarine sandwich), warm turkey, a very little mayonnaise, warm turkey stuffing, and a little warm turkey gravy

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?: leftovers from something delicious the night before, like tuna casserole or pizza

36. What is your usual bedtime?: midnight-ish

37. Are you lazy? oh, yeah

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?: clown, gypsy, sibyl, witch

39. Question 39 is donning its Hogwarts robes and preparing to be Sorted.

40. How many languages can you speak?: one and a half -- ASL

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?: nope

42. Which are better, Lincoln logs or Legos?: Magnetix!

43. Are you stubborn?: sometimes

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?: I don't watch either, but I do like Letterman's top ten lists

45. Ever watch soap operas?: not only no, but hell, no

46. Afraid of heights?: moderately

47. Sing in the car?: most of the time, especially when I'm stuck in traffic

48. Dance in the shower?: no -- I mentally review tai chi

49. Dance in the car?: not any more

50. Ever used a gun?: only in practice

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?: about nine years ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?: yeah, but I love them

53. Is Christmas stressful?: getting more so each year

54. Ever eat a dog?: gosh, I hope not!

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?: cherry, hot, a la mode

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?: astronaut, cop, Princess Leia (before I found out she was Luke's sister)

57. Do you believe in ghosts?: yeah

58. Question 58 is in the loo.

59. Take a vitamin daily?: usually

60. Wear slippers?: not usually

61. Wear a bath robe?: nope

62. What do you wear to bed?: not a thing, when I'm alone, but when the mother is also occupying the premises, I have several sets of pajamas to choose from

63. First concert?: John Williams

64. Wal-Mart, Target or KMart?: KMart

65. Nike or Adidas?: I can't afford either

66. Cheetos or Fritos?: I'd be delighted with either

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?: Trader Joe's sells chocolate-covered sunflower seeds. Yummy!

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?: yeah!

69. Ever take dance lessons?: some ballroom, ballet (when I was eight), and a few lessons in English country dancing

70. Question 70 is working as an extra on the new Shelley Long movie.

71. Can you curl your tongue?: not very well

72. Ever won a spelling bee?: yes

73. Ever cried because you were so happy?: many times

74. Own any record albums?: nope

75. Own a record player?: no

76. Regularly burn incense?: never

77. Ever been in love?: yup

78. Who would you like to see in concert?: the Eagles, the Rolling Stones, Thomas Newman, John Williams, Steve Tyrell

79. Question 79 has run away to join a circus.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?: herbal/tisane, hot

81. Tea or coffee?: hot chocolate or herbal tea (tisane) only

82. Favorite kind of cookie?: sugar, with too much buttercream frosting on top

83. Can you swim well?: very

84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?: yes, as I am older than three

85. Are you patient?: not really

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?: DJ

87. Ever won a contest?: not sure -- I think so

88. Ever have plastic surgery?: not only no, but hell no

89. Which are better black or green olives?: black

90. Can you knit or crochet?: no, but I do a type of embroidery

91. Best room for a fireplace?: library/den, I suppose. not that there is one in my four-room flat

92. Do you want to get married?: yeah

93. If married, how long have you been married?: n/a

94. Who was/is your crush?: Alan Rickman (especially as Colonel Brandon -- *wolf whistle*)

For some reason I thought that the question was who my first crush was. Duh.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?: no way!

96. Do you have kids?: not yet

97. Do you want kids?: one or three, but only if I was married -- I just know I'd f&$@ up being a single mom terribly

98. What’s your favorite color?: hunter green

99. Do you miss anyone right now?: Mermaid, Cradle Robber, and Benny

100. Who do you wanna see right now?: my teddy bear, 'cause that means I'd be at home and in bed


Some of the smart-arse comments for missing questions belong to wolf_moonshadow, and some are mine.