Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled subvers's hair (-5 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 point), but it was to save water during the drought (100 points). Last Thursday I gave millennia2 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I broke tammypierce's X-Box (-12 points). In September I gave wallyflower a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points), but it was only because she has a riveting WIP and I didn't want her to die before she finished the fic (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (77 points). For Christmas I deserve Alan Rickman!
Sincerely, Keladry |