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Oct. 29th, 2008
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Oct. 29th, 2008 03:53 pmcreeeeeeaaaaakkkk ....
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CRASH! BANG THUMP RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE ... thump. THUMP.
*emerges from pile of used Kleenex, pillows, and blanket* "Huh?"
*pads to kitchen* "Hm."
*opens broom cupboard* "Well, shit."
In a remarkable chain reaction, all three shelves in my broom cupboard have collapsed, and all the stuff is on the bottom. I suppose it needed cleaning out anyway; there's a twelve-pack of root beer back there that's been there since the twentieth century.
*dons breath mask and rubber gloves* Cover me, please. I'm going in.
"?"
CRASH! BANG THUMP RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE ... thump. THUMP.
*emerges from pile of used Kleenex, pillows, and blanket* "Huh?"
*pads to kitchen* "Hm."
*opens broom cupboard* "Well, shit."
In a remarkable chain reaction, all three shelves in my broom cupboard have collapsed, and all the stuff is on the bottom. I suppose it needed cleaning out anyway; there's a twelve-pack of root beer back there that's been there since the twentieth century.
*dons breath mask and rubber gloves* Cover me, please. I'm going in.
