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For all my friends who are Star Wars fans -- both of you -- I have an old vignette posted at a new place:

It's called Geonosis, and it's a one-shot/missing scene moment from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, shown through the eyes of an OFC. (I suppose she's a Mary Sue, but I wrote this a long time ago. And you won't be putting up with her for long, anyway.) Rated S(uggestive), because of war violence.

ROFLMAO

I usually get about forty spam e-mails in my work inbox every day. I delete them all, of course, as most seem to be aimed toward men. But one subject line caught my eye a few minutes ago:

A man with a small penis is like a butterfly without wings.

You gotta give 'em points for originality and at least attempting to sound poetic.

I'm glad my desk is in a cubicle along a little-used corridor. I read that and was just shaking with giggles -- with both hands clamped over my mouth to keep from making noise -- for a good five minutes. I normally share funny stuff with co-workers, but as this has the potential to offend, I had to keep silent. Besides, I'm willing to bet Galleons to Knuts that everyone else has gotten it, too.