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keladry_lupin ([personal profile] keladry_lupin) wrote2008-11-09 06:20 pm
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Boyfriends meme

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] calumfan: List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.

1. Hugh Laurie
2. Stephen Fry
3. Alan Rickman
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Gary Oldman
6. David Thewlis
7. Phill Jupitus
8. Jason Isaacs
9. Robert Sean Leonard
10. Dara O'Briain

So what do you like most about 2?
I would say his intelligence, but he scoffs when people call him intelligent, so I would say that he's done so much with the abilities he has. He's acted in television and films, he's directed, he's written fiction and nonfiction, he hosts my favorite TV show ever ... the man is an honest to goodness polymath. The only things he can't do are accept compliments, dance, sing, or lose board games gracefully.

That and his philtrum. His philtrum is lovely.

If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
*blushes fiercely* Given what we know of Ewan McGregor, do you need to ask? I mean, really! When a man like that comes in the room, I only want to do one thing: have him pick up his guitar so we can sing duets for the next hour or three.

Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
Probably Phill Jupitus, if he makes me laugh as much off screen as he does when the cameras are rolling.

Out of ten, how much would you rate 1?
They're all tens ... Hugh is off the scale, though. Mmm-hmm.

What do you find most attractive about 1?
His eyes have superhuman powers. He has a nice philtrum, too.

If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
He loves roller coasters and hates waiting in line, so I'd take him to Knott's Berry Farm and put myself in a wheelchair to skip to the front of all the lines.

If 8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be?
Winter, with those icy blue eyes.

Why is 10 not higher up your list?
He's a relatively new addition to the Boyfriends list; I didn't even know who he was a year ago.

So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
Do a stand-up gig in California or kill off one of the other guys (though I'm not advocating that!).

What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4?
Stephen AND Ewan? They'd probably rather canoodle with each other than me, so I'd ... hmm ....

Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Stephen and Hugh. So they'd have someone to talk to -- each other -- and I could just sit there and gaze at them and laugh until all three of us were rescued.

Marry, shag, or kiss - 4, 6, 8?
Marry – I've seen Jason in interviews, and he's hilarious and neurotic, so I think I'd go for him.
Shag – Ewan.
Kiss – I do love David's lips, so yeah, I'd definitely like to kiss him.

What do you hate most about 7?
He's a Boston Red Sox fan. *rolls eyes*

Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3?
When? That's optimistic. It depends on the situation; Stephen, Hugh, and Emma Thompson are really the only three celebrities I can think of who would make me hyperventilate and gush and embarrass them. With Alan, I'd make eye contact, do a double take, smile broadly enough to let him know I know who he is (and that I obviously think he's hot), and then go my way if he looks like he'd rather be left alone.

Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before?
They are the quintessential Bertie and Jeeves.

Have you ever dreamt about 6?
Only as Remus Lupin.

Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Ewan is the only one I know for sure can dance, and he's one of the two on this list closest to my age, so I'm gonna go with him.

Cuddle, glomp, or kiss 1, 3, 5?
Cuddle – Alan. Now that he's in his sixties, he's somewhat upholstered, so he seems like he'd be very nice to cuddle with.
Glomp – Alan, for the same reason. He seems rather glomp-able.
Kiss - Hugh, I think. I watched that episode where House kisses Cuddy again, and hot damn.

If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
I can't think of what the heck he would want, except maybe his hair back. He didn't seem to be too thrilled about being mostly bald at 34 in his gig I've seen on YouTube countless times. Do I have magic in this scenario? Could I make his hair grow so he isn't bald any more?

Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick - why would I want to kick any of them?
Kiss - Stephen. Michael Sheen says he's a good kisser.
Pinch cheek - Robert Sean Leonard; he's got a funny, boyish face.
Run away with - Ewan, I suppose. Any of them, really.
Act like an idiot with - Hugh, 'cause he's so goofy, and he looks good being goofy.
Cry on - Alan, since he's got a very soothing voice.
Take to see your parents - Dara, because if I ever did bring a man home, my parents would expect him to be a science nerd.
Cross dress with - Stephen, definitely! Even though he's a better-looking woman than I am ....
Swap lives with for a day - I'd like to be Phill on a day he's taping QI.