I've tried for a few days (effing Photoshop) to figure out how to condense these horizontally a little; they're kind of stretched. Some look okay, but some look not-so-good. These are the best I have to offer. Caption suggestions (if you come up with something funnier, go to town) are included.

*grumble* Fry's a better-looking woman than I am. ( It's not fair. )