Potter-verse OTP Meme!

[keladry_lupin]

Ganked from darth_kittius:

"One True Pairing" Ship: Severus/Hermione
"One True Threesome" Ship: Remus/Hermione/Severus
"Canon" Ship: Hagrid/Maxime
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Dumbledore/McGonagall

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ron/Hermione -- I don't care that it's canon, I'm still going to be bemoaning what a waste it is
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Pettigrew/anyone
"I'm one sick bastard" Ship: Weasley twins/one female
"I dabble a little" Ship: Snape/McGonagall
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Draco/Ginny
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" Ship: Draco/Ginny
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Fred/Hermione
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Snape/Harry

"When all is said and done" Ship: I don't care about canon; I'll be writing Severus/Hermione when book 7 has been out for two decades
"Guilty Pleasure" Ship: Read a fluffy and quite disgusting Bellatrix/Rodolphus one-shot once; it was hilarious and nauseating. Wish I could remember the name or author ...
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" Ship: Severus/Hermione
"Favorite "Older/Younger" Ship: definitely Severus/Hermione!
"My first I could never abandon you" Ship: Sirius/Remus

Favorite Devotionship: Neville/Hermione
Favorite Nevermetship: Ron/Susan Bones
Favorite Pervyship: Severus/Hermione occasionally goes in that direction, doesn't it?
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: don't dig those kind of fics, generally, so I don't have an answer for that