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Nobody I know would call at this hour.
I finished my evening routine and turned out the light shortly after 11:00. A few minutes after midnight:
Cell phone's text message ring tone: RING, RING.
Me: [groggily] Hugzbugh.
Cell phone's text message ring tone: RING, RING.
Me: Mmmmph?
*picks up cell phone*
Text message on cell phone: its alfredo. waitin 4 yu
Me: *thinks Alfredo is Jimbo's best friend. Jimbo works nights sometimes. Maybe Alfredo has the wrong number? and starts texting back: it's trina, and i was asleep.*
Cell phone: [interrupts with the phone call ring tone in Stephen Fry's voice] Speak to me now, speak to me now, speak to me now.
Me: *takes the call* This had better be good.
Alfredo: Huh?
Me: *doesn't recognize the voice* It's after midnight.
Alfredo: Who is this?
Me: Who you trying to reach?
Alfredo: Marcel.
Me: Dude, Marcel lied to you, too. This is not his number.
Alfredo: *talks to other people wherever he is before hanging up mid-sentence*
Me: *fumes*
Me: [half an hour later] *still fuming*
This prat Marcel regularly gives out my phone number as his. Normally it's to people he doesn't want to talk to, like banks and insurance companies.
Marcel, I hope that you get into another car accident and that your mother is unsuccessful in attracting attention to your plight as she runs barking by the side of the road.
Cell phone's text message ring tone: RING, RING.
Me: [groggily] Hugzbugh.
Cell phone's text message ring tone: RING, RING.
Me: Mmmmph?
*picks up cell phone*
Text message on cell phone: its alfredo. waitin 4 yu
Me: *thinks Alfredo is Jimbo's best friend. Jimbo works nights sometimes. Maybe Alfredo has the wrong number? and starts texting back: it's trina, and i was asleep.*
Cell phone: [interrupts with the phone call ring tone in Stephen Fry's voice] Speak to me now, speak to me now, speak to me now.
Me: *takes the call* This had better be good.
Alfredo: Huh?
Me: *doesn't recognize the voice* It's after midnight.
Alfredo: Who is this?
Me: Who you trying to reach?
Alfredo: Marcel.
Me: Dude, Marcel lied to you, too. This is not his number.
Alfredo: *talks to other people wherever he is before hanging up mid-sentence*
Me: *fumes*
Me: [half an hour later] *still fuming*
This prat Marcel regularly gives out my phone number as his. Normally it's to people he doesn't want to talk to, like banks and insurance companies.
Marcel, I hope that you get into another car accident and that your mother is unsuccessful in attracting attention to your plight as she runs barking by the side of the road.